Edit of Hannah montana Laptop in action Get drivers and mangohud working Film HMlinux in various places for benchmarks

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Benchmarks

introduction

  • The Dell Vostro 3560 hails from the ripe days of 2012, hiding the wrinkles of its age with fine heinz tomato sauce.

    • Show laptop smeared in tomato sauce, heinz bottle in the background, perhaps with a tomato farm in the background.

  • The sturdy build can handle rough and course sand of Malibu beaches,

    • showing off laptops thick size and hinge latch, followed by footage at the Geraldton beach with the laptop.

  • and its display has the glitz and glamour of a true starlet. The keyboard makes you a Maestro, this Vostro can play the night away to the rythm of your student Essay.hen

    • Footage of display playing Hannah Montanna intro, followed by keyboard being showed off, and then cosplay of the studygirl lofi, possibly with the audio lofi-ified.

  • Of course its whats on the inside that counts, and rest assured this sparkler has the specs of a normal twenty teen aged girl,

    • Footage zooming into the laptop, zooming out to the other side of the laptop in front of some sparklers, fading into a spinning model of the laptop as the first spec is revealed (release date 2012)

  • covering its computational bases with 8gb of RAM and an i5-3632QM Intel processor it can present 3.2GHz that tears the floor with 4 en cores.

    • Laptop model still spinning as model and description of each spec is revealed to the side analysis style.

  • If I didn’t find out this machine was running Hannah Montanna Linux I wouldn’t have treated it quite the same

    • footage of a similar looking laptop getting destroyed.

  • The posters don’t say it all, its all about that stage performance. To set the stage we have the biggest cheerleader a girlboss could ask for.

    • the anime cheerleaders meme? Followed by a who’s that pokemon reveal of pirate pete from Hannah Montanna. “Yarr I am pirate pete” fitgirl music plays

Sims 4

  • Scene: On a pirate ship dressed as pirate pete

“are yee scurvy doge” Qwerty: “hey, who are you calling doge” “shut yer yap” Let me tell you the famous pirate battle between old pirate pete and the famed scourge of the EA seas Captain Anadius, for the sacred treasure of Sims 4" “This great game has raptured many a fair soul. In the Sims 4, you build your very own Lotus Hotel. Posessing this treasure is all fine and dandy, but the real question is, can it set sail in this old vessel of ours?”

BudgetPC builds voice
“Lets see how it looks in the benchmarks”

  • Zooming into the screen of video game footage with expressive hands visible on the sides

Borderlands 2

  • barbenheimer vibes, switching between barbie and oppenheimer presentation.

Next on the squad is borderlands 2. To really get the game to POP I started with an explosive Axton build on medium settings. The life of a soldier is not a life of glory, one wonders what life would have been like if he never had to go AWOL, after blowing awto the wind both captors and hostages alike. What made him do that? The glory? The game? Why live a double life when you can chose to end many more instead. nuclear explosion

Krieg: The Chaos and the yearning, moving, twitching, salivation! All to test its cartilage in the cockpit of battle! Colours and flavours so tasty, so BURNING. There is no greater princess than what came from the FIRE and AGONY and unvieled BLOOOD.

Gaige starts off Barbie and transitions to oppenheimer Gaige: Why embrace the patriarchal order to middling two lives when you can live in total ANARCHY. With your new trusty hardware sidekick you can boast reliable framerates even with double bouncing bullets and the ultimate crime of half empty weapon clips. It may take eyeshadow, a present father figure, and a life under the order of agents to become a true superstar, but when you embrace anarchy. When the shadows on your face are three bags full, when the only presence in your life is your own, and the only agency you obey is destruction, dismantlement, the basest of systems where no man can dominate over another. That is when you are a girlboss.

Rimworld

Country accent
Survival does not inherently depend on such vain luxuries as the 7500M Radeon GPU, which cuts through graphics like a bony little weed whacker. To live out the Rim all you really need is a single thread to control your fate. With Rimworld we can see that in action. This little laptop, designed to manage its heat resources will strive to survive on maximum speed and stoicly moderated Hetz.

Doki Doki Literature club

Whats linux machine without Virtualisation functionality? Today we will try running RealityOS. This operating system uses an open BSD type kernel and its latest release, v2.1.2, is a proprietary fork developed by the FORAD corporation. As we can see the desktop environment boots up fine. Now RealityOS is meant to be an immutable operating system, deleting files is not recommended and can cause weird bugs. Not to fret though as the image does come with a Cutesy little dating game for us to test out. Anime adventures aren’t quite my cup of tea, but for all you hopeless romantics out there it seems like a wonderful little adventure from the parts of it I have played.

Giveaway announcement.

“Are you interested in having the best of both worlds on your very own lap? When giving out love to the fans, love will always be a glowed up Dell Vostro laptop purple [copy ali express style description] If you want to receive this piece of fine GirlGaming GNU, submit your address, username, and contacts to be in the draw for the ultimate girlboss experience”

Said like Half Light from disco elysium
‘The runner up, who was not girlboss enough, can sow their seeds of resentment towards the race of wOman with this handwritten letter from this channels very own innocence, wax stamped with a rose to represent the communard times, before the mask of humanity was dropped among a crator of bombs. Fall into the pale as dreams of a superstar gamer turns to nothingness, and returns again from that deep dark to be born anew, hydrated, and living your best life.’

  • Make submission form

Figure out how to prefer local submitters while still allowing non-local participation

Other Ideas: Windows G electronic collaboration

References to make S1E1: Ketchup making good moisturiser

S1E8 pirate mascot = pirated games?